parallel-launcher/lsjs.c

#define SDL_MAIN_HANDLED 1
#include <SDL2/SDL.h>
#include <stdio.h>

typedef unsigned char ubyte;

static void writeHex( char *out, const ubyte *data, size_t numBytes ) {
	for( size_t i = 0; i < numBytes; i++ ) {
		const ubyte upperNibble = data[i] >> 4;
		const ubyte lowerNibble = data[i] & 0xF;
		out[i*2] = upperNibble + (upperNibble > 9 ? ('a' - (char)10) : '0');
		out[i*2+1] = lowerNibble + (lowerNibble > 9 ? ('a' - (char)10) : '0');
	}
}

static inline void writeUuid( const ubyte *data, char *template ) {
	writeHex( template, data, 4 );
	writeHex( &template[9], &data[4], 2 );
	writeHex( &template[14], &data[6], 2 );
	writeHex( &template[19], &data[8], 2 );
	writeHex( &template[24], &data[10], 6 );
}

int main( int argc, char *argv[] ) {
	SDL_Init( SDL_INIT_JOYSTICK );
	SDL_JoystickUpdate();
	
	char uuid[37] = "00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000000";
	const int numConnected = SDL_NumJoysticks();
	for( int i = 0; i < numConnected; i++ ) {
		writeUuid( SDL_JoystickGetDeviceGUID( i ).data, uuid );
#ifdef _WIN32
	/* Fun fact: Windows Defender is so hilariously inept at virus detection
	 * that calling printf, a function provided by their own signed library,
	 * makes it inexplicably think the program is a trojan when compiled as
	 * a 32-bit application (64-bit is fine).
	 * 
	 * This is not a meme.
	 * Windows Defender is actually that stupid.
	 * 
	 * Printing it one character at a time, however, doesn't trigger a false
	 * positive, so I do that instead.
	 */
		for( int j = 0; j < 36; j++ ) putc( uuid[j], stdout );
		putc( '\n', stdout );
#else
		printf( "%s\n", uuid );
#endif
	}
	
	SDL_Quit();
	return 0;
}